My First Entry...In some time
There are many things which I will swear to do and this is one of them. I swear to do update my blog more regularly. Notice that I have chosen not to swear on something cause that would probably be risky.

I wouldn't want to swear on
(1) My mother's life, which for some reason happens to be a favourite. Similarly not using the lives of anyone i know which to swear upon
(2) Not swearing upon the lives of people whom i do not know. It would be totally unethical to do so cause I couldn't care less if i didn't know them so there could potentially be many people just dropping like flies on the street. Moreover, how would you like it if you were to drop dead on the street cause someone you didn't know swore on your life? Not very pleasant eh?
(3) Not swearing upon my immortal soul because i don't believe in it and if a number of people whom I hope to never see again are right, I may not have one to swear on.
(4) My Penis, because i love it and so should you. Unless of course you're homosexual then please admire from a distance. Thank you.
(5) The clothes on my back. Firstly, considering what i'm wearing now i can't see why they would be worth anything. Secondly, i'm obviously running out of examples
(6) I'm obviously running out.

So begins my first blog entry in a long time. So far we have established that the author is either male or used to be female, and is a penis egomaniac. Has a questionable sense of humour and seems to enjoy swearing alot.

I hope that this spurt of writing will last a lot longer than the last one. I would really like to keep it going. If you know me and i haven't updated my blog in sometime do come up to me and prod me and say "Hey, your blog ah... <>" So please change all web links. From now I reside here.